All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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