i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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