Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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