she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Dicks are not precious.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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