"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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