oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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