Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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