She said her name was "party"
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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