the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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