that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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