Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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