just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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