I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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