Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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