So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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