let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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