she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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