these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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