Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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