jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Randomize
