I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Sorry my hands just texted you
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You're a disaster
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