She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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