Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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