the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
its liver damage thursday
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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