You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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