On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
oh god the rape fog is back!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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