Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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