That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
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My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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