is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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