This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?