I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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