Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
