Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
you made out with another girl for some wings
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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