i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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