Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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