And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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