I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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