Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
