She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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