she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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