Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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