I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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