i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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