he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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