Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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