After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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