kristin has been a bad kristin
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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