I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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