It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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