Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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