I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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