and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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