Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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