i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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