Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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